The Spar

When you go to surprise your lovely girlfriend at her work (The spar) the receptionist pays no attention to what you say and just mistakes you for the new employee and takes you to the backroom. Where they shrink you down to size so you can service the needy customers.

This line of work comes with the worst insurance cover and due to the nature of this kind of work, survival is your responsibility. Some customers take full advantage of this and are extra rough with the employees. 

Only, you are not an employee ... 

Who is going to listen to you, when the regular sized staff looking down on shrunken staff as people who couldn't make it in life and this is their last option at making money.